Funny SmS

If walking is good for health,
The postman would be immortal.
A rabbit runs and hopsand only lives 15 years.
A Turtle doesnt run,does nothing..and leaves 150 years..!!

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Cute lines:

'Man found thousands of way to cheat god..

But God punishes him by simply making him to fall in love..!

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worst possible way to irritate a person-

Asking him to think POSITIVE when he is waiting anxiously expcting d results of his HIV test-:-))

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Bachelors think dat
Married man r lucky..
Married think dat
Bachelors r lucky..

D point is dat

Bachelors think at night
&
Married think at day time..

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Simple but true: The person who sends more msgs to all his friends..Is the one who is still single..!!

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"If a girl is not in luv wid any boy, she is missin somethin in life"
"If a boy is in love wid a girl, He'll miss Everythin in life.

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keep in mind 3 laws while meditating
1.i am nothing.
2. i need nothing.
3. i am goinging to do nothing.
if you have this 3 principals, you can meditate.

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