Funny SmS

If walking is good for health,
The postman would be immortal.
A rabbit runs and hopsand only lives 15 years.
A Turtle doesnt run,does nothing..and leaves 150 years..!!

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Cute lines:

'Man found thousands of way to cheat god..

But God punishes him by simply making him to fall in love..!

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worst possible way to irritate a person-

Asking him to think POSITIVE when he is waiting anxiously expcting d results of his HIV test-:-))

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Bachelors think dat
Married man r lucky..
Married think dat
Bachelors r lucky..

D point is dat

Bachelors think at night
&
Married think at day time..

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Simple but true: The person who sends more msgs to all his friends..Is the one who is still single..!!

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"If a girl is not in luv wid any boy, she is missin somethin in life"
"If a boy is in love wid a girl, He'll miss Everythin in life.

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keep in mind 3 laws while meditating
1.i am nothing.
2. i need nothing.
3. i am goinging to do nothing.
if you have this 3 principals, you can meditate.

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Geek SmS

Kal jab mile thhe….
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain…
your file not found! *

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye…

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo…

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don’t like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down.

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Rajnikanth SmS Jokes

Rajanikanth makes onions cry

Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.

Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… … he turns the dark off.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth? ” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

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Gudi Padwa SMS

This Gudi Padwa, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.

Happy Gudi Padwa 

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Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up.
Best Wishes for Gudi Padwa

Aaushya ek vina, Ana sur bhavnanche.
Ga dhund hovun tu sangit navin varshache.
* HAPPY GUDI PADVA *

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Sweet n Sour
Here im Wishing you Luck
in Every aspect of life
This Gudi Padwa and always

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Navin varshachya pahilya divashi visrun jau juni dukhkhe ani pahu navi sukhe karu nave sankalp swatala ani samajala samrudh karnyache.

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Soneri suryachi soneri kirne,

Soneri kirnancha soneri diwas..

Soneri diwasachya Soneri Shubhechha!

Gudipadvyachya Hardik Shubhechha.

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Naxidar kathivari Reshmi vastr,
Tyachyavar chandicha lota,
ubharuni Marathi manachi GUDHI,
Sajra karuya ha Gudhipadwa!
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha!

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Shrikhand Puri,
Reshmi Gudi,
Limba che Pan,
Nav Varsha jaao chhan.
Amchya sarvanchya tarphe hardik shoobhecha.
*Happy Gudi Padwa.*

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Aaushya ek vina, Ana sur bhavnanche.
Ga dhund hovun tu sangit navin varshache.
* HAPPY GUDI PADVA *

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This Gudi Padwa, may you be blessed with good fortune
as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity
as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet
as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Gudi Padwa

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Ubhara Gudi
Sukhasamrudhichi
Suravat Karuya
Nav Varshachi..
Visru Ti Swapne
Bhutakalachi
Vatchal Karuya
Nav Ashechi

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May This Gudi Padwa be as bright as ever.
May this Gudi Padwa bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Gudi Padwa bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Gudi Padwa bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Gudi Padwa show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
“WISH U A VERY HAPPY Gudi Padwa”
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May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. 
As the holy occasion of Gudi Padwa is here and 
the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here’s hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.
Best wishes on Gudi Padwa and New year.

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